The Practical Guide to Practically Everything

1 broken record to use as the base line for a local rap group. Please contact "YO Mama, My Mama"

Nothing. Don't call.

Lots and lots of money.
Not particular on what type of currency.

A home somewhere, far away from the cold night air.

Call DOOLTTL

One crate of dead monkeys. Also comes with useless book: "How to Keep your Monkeys Alive."
$3.00 OBO

12 lbs lubricatory ointment for rough earlobes.
(comes in useful when they get stuck in the disk drive).
$12.00