Addressing the Animal Innundation

Animals, animals, everywhere!!!!!! If you haven't noticed, it's been a pretty busy week for the animals. It seems as if the animals are starting to take over the PGPE. Oh no!!! Can you imagine, a newspaper typed by a deer? How hard would that be to read and what on earth could it be about? Deer hooves are just not designed for typing. It is doubtful if a deer could even type a word. And all they would write about are fawns and grass and grazing. Imagine: News flash, today Fawn Deer was grazing at the water's edge when she discovred a tasty treat, more grass!!!

The editorials would be done by a donkey, and you know how stubborn donkeys are. Nothing would ever be published.

A mouse would be in charge of the weather: Today it will be mostly shady, after all, the giraffe still hasn't moved out of the sun.

A fish could do the want adds: Needed, two good worms without hooks. Needed, one sucker fish to clean the lake. Very interesting isn't it? Besides, can you imagine how soggy the adds would be by the time it got to the paper?

So, for the PGPE tip of the week, think animals. Watch out or the animals will be taking over the world. Remember: Eat meat. It's the best way to control them.